Funny world of funny quotes
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. It means that without time off from work, a person becomes both bored and boring. The world of quotes has not lagged behind in having fun. There is ample collection of funny quotes that provides healthy laughter or in some cases total different valid view point.
Laughter is the best medicine:
Laughter relaxes the whole body and relieves stress. Laughter is even known to boost immune system and help trigger the release of endorphins (happy hormones). Everyone knows about the benefits of laughter and even enjoys it. This is one of the area where even knowingly people spend little time implementing. We spend more time worrying than laughing. Laugher is even contagious. It’s very tough to laugh alone when in group. If you suddenly burst out laughing when in a group, there will be some at least who will accompany without even knowing why you are doing it. Better to do the experiment with a known circle. Otherwise some may think you are mad, but still anyway will accompany you in your laughter.
Time flies:
Another advantage of fun moments is they just seem so light and time seems to fly at great phase. Imagine spending time with a boring person or a meeting. It seems like eternity. But while having fun, energy is at its peak, we are far more relaxed. Remember that whole night party. You were not a bit tired.
What fun means:
Like everything else in life fun means different things to different people. For some they derive all the joy in work itself. While other seems to get tired after some work, they seem to go on and on. For some it may be adventure sports. That rush of adrenaline feels to them like real fun. For some other it may be watching a movie, reading a book, having chat with friends, partying with friends etc.
Funny quotes:
Here are some of the funny quotes. Enjoy. More importantly have a healthy and contagious laugh:
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
• How come we choose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss America?
• A restaurant smoking section is pretty much like a swimming pool peeing section.
• Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
• Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.
• I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
• Don't argue with an idiot - people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
• Buy land. They've stopped making it.
• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
• How can there be self-help "groups"?
• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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